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2014 World Cup: Brazil coach approves 'non-acrobatic' sex for his players, Ghana undecided

Published on: 09 April 2014
Brazil will allow their players to have SEX but nothing too acrobatic to cause injuries

Brazil coach Luiz Felipe Scolari has approved non acrobatic sex for his players during during the World Cup in June but Ghana are still undecided over allowing the WAGS to join the Black Stars camp.

While approving sex for his players, Scolari warned his players he will not tolerate anything too energetic in the bedroom during the tournament, as he is concerned about his players getting injured in the bedroom.

Ghanaians are divided over whether the wives and girlfriends (WAGs) should join the Black Stars camp in Brazil with many insisting that it would distract the focus of the players from the task ahead.

Sex bans are occasionally imposed by some teams heading to major tournaments in a bid to prevent unforeseen injuries and heighten focus.

But 2002 World Cup winner Big Phil is only allowing a specific yet unspecificed type of sexual intercourse.

The former Chelsea boss insists while he is happy for his squad to indulge in a little loving away from the pressures of attempting to win the trophy on home soil, he will be watching out for anything ‘too acrobatic’.

The pressure on Brazil to succeed on home soil could scarcely be more intense, and Scolari, who masterminded their last World Cup win in 2002, was asked at a press conference in Portugal what his view was on sex during the tournament.

And he gave a fantastic answer:

“The players can have normal sex during the World Cup. Usually normal sex is done in balanced way, but there are certain forms, certain ways and others who do acrobatics. And that, no,” Scolari replied at a press conference in Lisbon on Monday.

"We will put limits and survey the players.”

So close the Kama Sutra, Thiago Silva. No diving in the bedroom, Neymar. Rules are rules.

This advice seemed like fair, if odd, until Scolari hinted they will be attempting to monitor the players extracurricular activities, which seems as difficult as it is creepy.

Ronaldo, the top scorer and hero of that tournament did not enjoy the experience:

"The manager would tell us that any player who cannot control his penis is not a man, but an irrational animal," Ronaldo said.

"The World Cup in 2002 was a wonderful memory but I will always remember the ache down below just as much as lifting the trophy."

The mere presence of wives and girlfriends at major tournaments is a perennial talking point.

England fans will still remember the reaction to their WAGs' presence in Baden-Baden during the 2006 World Cup, which was labelled by the British press at the time as a "circus."

Yes, the idea of players bringing their girlfriends or wives along to the world’s biggest tournament has been ‘hotly’ debated for decades.

Could they be a distraction to the players, perhaps even “tire” them out ahead of the games? Or would a little “stress relief” actually be beneficial? You know, clear the mind among other things. These are excellent questions that every national team manager has had to address. For six weeks the Black Stars will be without sex if they are not allowed to send their WAGs? Can you live without sex for SIX WEEKS? Should the Black Stars be allowed to have sex in Brazil? Make your views known in the box below:

Comments

  • spellBOUND says:
    April 09, 2014 10:40 pm
    'non-acrobatic' sex ????? HAHAHAH, I'm sorry but the first paragraph of this article had me ROFLMAO!!! d'afuq?????? too funny
  • spellBOUND says:
    April 09, 2014 10:42 pm
    u hear that ladies, Scolari is telling you to do all the work... lol
  • POW@Ghana 4 last 4, Brazil 2014 says:
    April 09, 2014 11:51 pm
    SCOLARI PAAAA, IS HE GOING TO HIDE UNDER THE BEDS OF HIS PLAYERS? ELSE, HOW CAN HE FIND THE ACROBATS? I dey my room too dey enjoy aaa, I for no do acrobatics? Missionary style is way over the hill ooo Scolari.
  • Benito says:
    April 10, 2014 12:07 am
    Please enough of this piece of shit!! I bet you if Brazil allow this kind of shit in their camp,they can't win this world cup.
  • spellBOUND says:
    April 10, 2014 12:53 am
    this is why GSN will always be a joke. a place to find a good laugh when ur having an unpleasant day... how a site claiming to be "reputable" reports such farse is beyond me... oh GSN, u will always be good for a laugh or 2 though... but for serious sports news, u aren't even in the conversation..
  • Asenegal says:
    April 10, 2014 01:02 am
    Brazil is never gona win this yr's WC regardless they allow their players 2 have sex or not. Sex is gud tho
  • Stranger Danger says:
    April 10, 2014 03:57 am
    I just cant believe this is a serious topic
  • GHFUO, be serious & change ur MENtality says:
    April 10, 2014 06:18 am
    BULLSHIT. SCOLARI IS LYING. WHEN HE COACHED BRASIL TO WINNING THE WCUP TROPHY IN PORTUGAL. THE PLAYERS WERE FORBIDDEN TO HVE SEX. HAD THE PLAYERS RESORTED TO BOUTS OF SEX, THERE IS NO WAY BRASIL WOULD HVE WON THE TROPHY. Ronaldo, the top scorer and hero of that tournament did not enjoy the experience: “The manager would tell us that any player who cannot control his penis is not a man, but an irrational animal,” Ronaldo said. “The World Cup in 2002 was a wonderful memory but I will always remember the ache down below just as much as lifting the trophy.”